A stupid man asked his friend, what is your job? He answered: unemployed. The stupid man replied, that is better than to stay without work.

A tribesman saw a Japanese man putting his fingers  on his ears and talking him self at the same time, the tribesman asked him by surprise, what are you doing ; he said; in our country technology has developed, so we talk to each other via the circulatory system. Then, suddenly the tribesman jumped, at that time, a Japanese man saw him with amazement and asked him what happened? He replied: Nothing! But a fax came to me.

A minister of China met with a minister of Yemen and said: Handed Yemen over to us just a year, we will make it like China; the Yemeni minister Replied: Handed China over to us just a month we will make it like Yemen.

A stoned wrote a letter where he said: to the most beloved, sensitive, compassionate, Asaa'd, Mohammed, Maher and all family and friends.

A tribesman went to the doctor for treatment, the doctor asked him: Where is the disease? He replied; In terms of (Directorate) Sudh.

Yemeni traveled to Cairo - Egypt and was walking on the wall of the Corniche and said: Chaflot, Chaflot (In Yemeni accent Chaflot means: I will drop - In Arabic language) the people applaud him surprisingly and say: Look, look how Chaflot is doing.

Cultured man, belongs to Aldbaa village, drank the broth with a fork.

When a man belongs to the Odain village was beating his hen; his neighbor cried and said: (Haram) Do not beat the hen! Why you beat it? The man said because it gives eggs every day but does not produce cheese ever.

Donkey escaped from the Odain village arrived to Taiz, and was breathing difficulty, because it was a long distance; the people of Taiz surprised and asked him what happened? Why you are breathing difficulty? He said: people of Odain are killing the cows, they said: What is your relationship with this?! You are a donkey not a cow; he replied: so go to Odain village for understand its people that.

Yemeni visited his Chinese friend in the hospital and at the time when he Stood near the bed, he heard him says "Ching Chang Chong" and Still repeating them until he died the Yemeni thought that he was saying his will, therefore reason he decided to find the meanings of those words, then He discovered the meaning which is keep your foot away from the oxygen.

  Yemeni citizen entered Saudi Arabia but the police caught him; and the officer asked, are you Yamani? He said no, I am milk with bananas… (Yamani is a Yemeni brand - Beverages).

 Yemeni from Aden works as a taxi driver in china, when he stopped for a Chinaman, he thinks that he is the same person who came down from the Taxi

A stoned opened a store and named it: Electronic textile grocery for nutritious food footwear shaving.

A stoned entered his house at night and saw his mother burn, he said: "God!! My mother is enlightening our house today.

A stoned walking with his sister in the street, she saw her father and said: daddy, daddy. The stoned told her with afraid, please tell him that I am your brother.

A stoned was walking with his sister in the street, she saw her father and said: daddy, daddy. The stoned told her with afraid, please tell him that I am your brother.

Drunk's father died so he takes his father to the dead washer, and said: Washing and ironing urgent if allowed.

A stingy from Hadhramout, his home burned, so he make a single ring from his cell phone to the fire department, because he does not want to lose the price of a call.

Duba'ai went to the sea and when he saw it, he said: I wish the sea becomes soup.

A stoned said to another stoned: You know you like the ass. The second said: say God wills!

Adani said to another Adani: when Thursday is? The second said: I don't know may be on Sunday or Thursday.

A stoned was driving a car with his father. The father said to his son: Turn right!  The Stoned replied, you my father who must turn... I'm busy you do not see me I am driving the car!

Donkey is braying by closing his eyes why?? Because it saves it by heart.